overlypolitebisexual:

idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist

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transshinjiikari:

gurodroid:

transshinjiikari:

girls are made of sunshine people who dont fit into the gender binary are made of stardust

but what are boys made out of

dirt

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nauticallou:

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I AM HAVING A BREAKDOWN HOW CAN HE LOOK SO CUTE AND CUDDLY WHILE ALSO DANGEROUS AND SEXY AT THE SAME TIME. THIS GOTDAMN SMUG BUT ADORABLE ASSHOLE 

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Q

Anonymous asked:

Just tell me where you got the pink fucking purse.

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unclefather:

target binch

tastefullyoffensive:

[mercworks]

showstudio:

An embroidered and cutworked leather bodice with strass crystal and metal, from the spring/summer 2012 Atelier Versace collection

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razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.
razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.
razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.
razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.
razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

Q

Anonymous asked:

hiii erika i was hoping since you seem to be knowledgeable about anal you could help me out with something? i was wondering if it's a problem if the dildos i use in my arse come out, erm, shitty? other than the ew factor, i clean them well after, i'm just wondering if i'm damaging my toys or my bum or... something. thankssss you rule

A

liampaypal:

hello my friend okay this is a little out of my realm of education (and i’m no doctor!) so this will be a very vague answer, please please do further research! 

  • check out your bowel health and diet with someone like a GP or a dietician! (my naturopath loves to bust this one out). to keep things moving regularly you might need to be better hydrated or have more fibre or you might need to cut down on something that’s irritating your gut. happy poos, happy butthole (i mean, there’s other factors to a happy butthole, but this helps).
  • if you’re sticking something up your butt you’ve gotta be prepared for a little bit of poop. that’s just the nature of the beast. this comes with some risks - this page talks briefly about illness and infections that can come from poop coming in contact with mouths (particularly ingestion) or vaginas! that said, a good BM (bowel movement!) and a thorough shower should do the trick to minimise risk. 
  • some people chose to use an enema, too. i’ve not found it necessary so this is out of my area, but i’m sure the information is out there!
  • by a little bit of poop i mean like a fleck or two on occasion. if your toys are coming out dirty that means your bowels aren’t empty and clean and it’s probably not the best time to be putting things up there. which is potentially inconvenient, but you can gently manipulate that with things like diet and enemas. 
  • don’t be afraid of keeping a poo diary! keep it by your toilet, or use an app on your phone. you can see what foods effect your BMs and what time of day you normally go. work around this :) 
  • here are a few links on (safe and unsafe) sex toy materials: 1, 2, 3, and sex toy cleaning: 4, 5, 6, 7, and what lubes you should use: 8, 9. - i know, ugh, boring reading, but this is about your health, it’s worth it!
  • wash and let dry between uses. wash and let dry between holes, or better yet, have designated toys. if you’re concerned about keeping your toys clean, you could also put a condom over them. 

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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thebstack:

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sonderdog:

thought this was a useful infographic