cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

(via neopats)

nevver:

What we’re reading nevver:

What we’re reading nevver:

What we’re reading nevver:

What we’re reading nevver:

What we’re reading nevver:

What we’re reading
vodkacupcakes:

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

Why am i laughing so hard

vodkacupcakes:

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

Why am i laughing so hard

(via rhymeswithmonth)

ruinedchildhood:

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

image

(via feedfirewithwater)

unfollowfriday:

white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

(via incrediblybent)

bewbin:

bewbin:

im watching transformers, ill live blog it 

they transformed 

(via grawly)

“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via slodwick)

officialunitedstates:

Im nearing the point where I’ve made enough text posts in the past that I can retire and still get new followers for a relatively infinite period of time

waluigiwave:

pizza:

petcanadian:

there is a 98% chance i’m turning into pizza

it’s too late for me

image

(via datjonah)

owlhaus:

Hogwarts Quidditch designs. These were fun! Don’t know what to do with them first.
owlhaus:

Hogwarts Quidditch designs. These were fun! Don’t know what to do with them first.
owlhaus:

Hogwarts Quidditch designs. These were fun! Don’t know what to do with them first.
owlhaus:

Hogwarts Quidditch designs. These were fun! Don’t know what to do with them first.

owlhaus:

Hogwarts Quidditch designs. These were fun! Don’t know what to do with them first.

(via vincentpriceless)

ghoulinski:

pro of watching football: very athletic men
con of watching football: lots of plot holes & very little character development

(via branaghmontana)


#the time Disney got so close to incest they cancelled the show

#the time Disney got so close to incest they cancelled the show

#the time Disney got so close to incest they cancelled the show

#the time Disney got so close to incest they cancelled the show